Your last bite of chocolate
My roommate, who happens to be high, just asked me the following question:
If you were able to have one final meal of chocolate – after which you’d never be able to have chocolate again – what would you choose? What type of chocolate, what’s the setting, what would you want?
I, who also happens to be high, replied:
You know that chocolate you pour on ice cream that hardens? Well, I wouldn’t want it to have to be cold, but I’d want that kind of texture and solidity of really delicious milk chocolate, firmly encasing a beautiful woman’s breasts.
It’s been a while since I’ve gotten laid.
Her answer? “Chocolate frosting.”
Well? How about you?
Themocracy
Truffles.
Chocalate milk shake with 50% dark chocolate syurp 50% all other ingredients.
Chocolate Souffle.
If I cannot have that a good chocolate lava cake with real whipped cream.
Chocolate-peanut butter pie. With dark chocolate flakes grated on top.
Yummy, everyone!
A plain old simple Hersey’s bar. I’d break it into pieces and characterize each piece as I devoured it, like I did when I was a kid. Oh, and I’d have a big glass of chocolate milk to compliment it.
But you would be allowed to have breasts again, right?
Cold drinking chocolate, in a gallon bottle.
Haha – hadn’t considered that. I’m gonna say “yes,” it’s only the chocolate I don’t get to have again.
I’ll take chocolate-covered breasts over standalone frosting any day.
Damn straight! Or, damn queer!