Good Advice
With a nod to Texts From Last Night.
(Her) Advice: If you ever think it would be funny to run up the down escalator barefoot, you would be very very wrong. Very.
(Me) This would be hypotehtical information, I’m sure… 
(Her) Yes, I did not bleed all over the floor at the HRC national dinner and get reprimanded by the Secret Service. Not at all.
(With apologies to the one who texted me, cuz I know you read this blog!)
Themocracy
Hahaha, wow. I hope she’s alright!
I hope she doesn’t kill me for posting this.
Kill you? No. I love that you posted this. I am in class now though, and almost blew my cover by chuckling. Yes, teacher, I am taking intensive notes, not dicking around on the internet.
And yes, I am ok, though it is in the crease of my foot where the toes meet the sole, so walking is still a bit of a challenge.
I’m glad you’re OK! (And glad you’re amused, and not upset…)